Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Fw: Joke ..Must read

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A desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country. He goes first to
the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a
very long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

Puzzled, he asks, "But that is exactly the same as all the other
hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

He gets a reassuring answer: "Because there is never any
electricity, so the electric chair does not work,someone has
stolen all the nails, and the devil is a Govt.servant, so he
comes in, signs in the register and then goes to the canteen..."



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