Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Fw: : A lion's trip to US...please read those who want stay in US permanently

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In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more
than 1 kg of meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited
the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a
goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very
nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that
it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared too much
for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted
from India.

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food
bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,
'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with
your management? what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to
me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle.
.. but... you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!! '

BETTER TO BE A LION IN INDIA THAN A MONKEY ELSEWHERE...

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