Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Fw: Newton & Rajnikanth.

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Once Newton came to India and watched few Tamil movies that had his head
spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a
huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went
paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured
and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking
away the tumor along with it and he is cured!


Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth
has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.

Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills
both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the
middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no
bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth
opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he
closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided
to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought
that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.

Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high
wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those
superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to
desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the
air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the
second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun
fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!



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